Woah, I've just realised that this blog makes me look like I'm completely bored with life! Well, this is not the case. I have now started working on a Pumpkin Farm... I've always dreamed of this life. Lying in a field chewing a bit of straw, while the flies buzz lazily past my eyes, interrupting my daydream. Right now I'm listening to Radio Hit, by Anal Cunt. D's on the trampoline doing backflips. He just learnt them this week. The neighbours are joining in too... there's a crowd gathering. There's a party forming... why am I sitting inside on the computer? This entry was written a long time ago... i never posted it for some reason... so anyway, this is a more up to date version of what's going on... I am almost at the end of an amazing trip round Europe... I can't even begin to explain how inspiring this journey has been for me. I will post some photos so you can see from them. Well, i was going to, but apparently I can't... until I sort this out, you will have to put up with this boring post.

Bored

bored, bored, bored... not that anyone is reading this blog so far, but if anyone has any suggestions for something free to do on a reasonably sunny day, please tell me. I don't really get it. Normally we're praying for weather like this, but now it's here, i don't have any motivation to get out and do something in it. It feels like every time i go to leave the house, I need to spend money.

Ever heard of Hecla and Griper? They're good. A bit like Mark Lanegan.

I thought of something to do while bored... think of all the insults you can. Not the most intelligent way to spend the afternoon, but still pretty entertaining.

Ass Dribble

Butt Monkey

Dog Balls Licking

Furious Wanker

Snake's Cock

Fly on the turd of a scummy sheep

Mole on the fat lady's bum

Sucker of Satan's cock

Lizard Licker

Frog Spawn

Pond Scum

Hmm... that's enough of that, I'm really showing off my childish side. Not in a good way either. Not in the way that 'adults' do either, when they're trying to prove they can still do fun things even though they're getting old and boring.

I found a website I like http://www.urban75.org/useless/bored.html

It suggests picking up the dog and showing it the world from a human's point of view. It also suggests you get down and experience the dog's point of view. I like that.

Man I'm bored today... I'm normally quite good at filling my time.

So, this is my entry into the world of Blogs... I was a bit bewildered by them for a while, I wasn't really sure what they were. I wasn't really sure why they existed. I then discovered that most of my friends have been blogging for ages now, so thought I'd get a piece of the action.

I wonder who will read my blog. I guess it depends on what I write. Should I be serious? Should I be polite? Should I be funny? Can I be funny? Should I tell everyone about it? Whatever, I'm just gonna use it as a place to write, when I don't have a pen and paper, but happen to have a handy laptop and internet connection... hmm... that would be almost never. BORING. My life's not that interesting most of the time, so I'm not sure if many people will read for long.

It would be interesting to know how long all these recorded accounts of people's lives will stay recorded. This makes writing an autobiography way too accessable doesn't it? I mean, anyone can write down all the mundane details of their lives and get someone to form it into an intersting read now. I guess anyone could do that before if they wanted to. Maybe this is the end of autobiographies in print. Oh no, it's the worst nightmare of my original chosen proffession - publication. Maybe it's finally coming true. The lecturers at Uni always said that people will never lose the love of tactile things like books and newspapers. If they begin gradually dropping off though, eventually there will be no books to appreciate how tactile they were.

I'm not paranoid, just questioning.