bored, bored, bored... not that anyone is reading this blog so far, but if anyone has any suggestions for something free to do on a reasonably sunny day, please tell me. I don't really get it. Normally we're praying for weather like this, but now it's here, i don't have any motivation to get out and do something in it. It feels like every time i go to leave the house, I need to spend money.
Ever heard of Hecla and Griper? They're good. A bit like Mark Lanegan.
I thought of something to do while bored... think of all the insults you can. Not the most intelligent way to spend the afternoon, but still pretty entertaining.
Ass Dribble
Butt Monkey
Dog Balls Licking
Furious Wanker
Snake's Cock
Fly on the turd of a scummy sheep
Mole on the fat lady's bum
Sucker of Satan's cock
Lizard Licker
Frog Spawn
Pond Scum
Hmm... that's enough of that, I'm really showing off my childish side. Not in a good way either. Not in the way that 'adults' do either, when they're trying to prove they can still do fun things even though they're getting old and boring.
It suggests picking up the dog and showing it the world from a human's point of view. It also suggests you get down and experience the dog's point of view. I like that.
Man I'm bored today... I'm normally quite good at filling my time.
1 comment:
maybe you could make scones, thats what I do when I board, that or you could try and lick your. . , like a dog,. . . or not, no, that would not be good. . . .
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